House in Key Largo, Florida

Oceanfront, Snowbird-Friendly Home with High-Speed WiFi, Ocean Views, and Dock

House in Key Largo, Florida

6 Guests

3 Bedrooms

3 Bathrooms

1 Half bath

Locally Owned & Operated

Florida Keys

Casago Franchise Owner

4.78

Humpty Dumpty Hacienda is described as a beautiful, spacious, and thoughtfully decorated home that feels perfect for families and fully equipped for a comfortable stay. The property offers bright bedrooms, a very comfortable master suite, relaxing balconies, and a kitchen well suited for cooking and entertaining. Guests consistently highlight the clean, roomy interior, the quiet setting, and the convenient location near shops, restaurants, beaches, and local attractions. The oceanfront setting provides breathtaking sunrise and water views, with peaceful scenes from the decks and balconies that add to the relaxing atmosphere. Amenities mentioned positively include an elevator, washer and dryer, ice maker, kayaks, fishing rods, life jackets, video games, and a separate private bedroom space. The wifi is noted as fast and reliable, making Humpty Dumpty Hacienda both comfortable and well connected.

Overview

Prepare for true canal-front living at this home! Casual in nature and comfortable in every room, this home is ready with central air conditioning and enough seating for everyone. Cards and chips for late-night poker games are included for impromptu games, as well as a telescope for looking out at the sky over the ocean. Store the boat at the dock and kick back on the lounge chairs on the patio! There are multiple balconies to enjoy, too - just step out from the living room or main bedroom. Each bedroom upstairs includes a full en suite bathroom, and the main bedroom includes both a glass-enclosed standalone shower and a luxurious soaking tub. But no wonder which room you pick, there'll be a ceiling fan set up to cool your sleep. Fall asleep after gazing out at the ocean, and dream of the fish you'll cook up on the electric grill.

What's nearby:

You'll be all set up with ocean access at this home, via the canal. But if you'd rather not do the sailing, Caribbean Watersports & Enviro-Tours provides cruises and more watersports fun just under two miles away. Landlubbers will love cruising along the scenic Overseas Highway. Enjoy fresh seafood (as well as key lime pie) at Sal's Ballyhoo's just under two miles from the home.

Things to know:

Free high-speed WiFi

Snowbird-friendly. Please contact Vacasa for more details

County-wide quiet hours begin at 10 pm

Beach towels and three kayaks are available for guest use

The main bedroom's en suite bathroom has grab bars installed in the shower

The home's dock can accommodate a boat up to 28 feet long. The water is four feet deep at the lowest tide. Guests will need their own tie-up gear and the lift is not available for guest use

This property is managed by Vacasa Florida LLC.

Permit number: 25230-129484

You must be 21 years or older to rent this property.

Amenities

Central AC

Washer/dryer

Internet

Cable

Dishwasher

Microwave

Fridge

Stove

Gas grill

Kayaks

Oceanfront

Ocean view

Waterfront

Water view

Adult bikes

Sleeping Arrangements

Bedroom 1

sleeps 2

1 king bed

Bedroom 2

sleeps 2

1 queen bed

Bedroom 3

sleeps 2

1 lower bunk bed

1 upper bunk bed

Location

Key Largo, Florida, Home

(Exact address will be provided after booking)

5 Star

89%

4 Star

3 Star

11%

2 Star

1 Star

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Donna H2025-11-06

The home was beautiful. The master bed was very comfortable and, I really enjoyed the tub in the master bedroom. For the most part the home was sufficiently stocked with necessities. Although, it could use a new can opener. I ended up having to buy one. Having the elevator to bring in luggage and groceries was definitely a plus. I enjoyed the quiet neighborhood and the proximity to stores etc. There were kayaks and fishing rods to use along with a nice size selection of life jackets. It was very relaxing to sit on the balconies, I enjoyed watching the sea turtles swimming in the canal and even saw a manatee on a couple of occasions. Overall, my stay was wonderful and I would stay there again. Just not the easiest management company to deal with.

Max H2025-01-04

Great house! Perfect for family and incredible views. Great area, quiet and nice people in neighborhood. Easy checkin and out. Will definitely be back.

Patrick D2024-05-13

Clean, roomy house with great views in a great location.

Scott L2024-01-08

Beautiful property with great sunrise views of the ocean. Kitchen was perfect for cooking and entertaining. Wifi was fast and reliable enough to keep us all streaming. We'd definitely go back for a quick weekend in the Keys. Great rain shower and bathtub in the master bath. Kids had their own bathroom in the other bedroom.

Elaine R2023-05-11

Everything

Meredith B2023-04-11

We loved loved loved our stay at the Humpty Dumpty Hacienda. The home was PERFECT for all of our little family's needs. It comes fully stocked with everything (ice maker, washer/dryer, video games, etc.) and is so cozy and warm. It is located right on the ocean with beautiful views to enjoy from the decks and easy access by boat or kayak (the paddle crafts were included!). The bedrooms are bright and spacious and there is even one that is separate from the house so if you stayed with friends there is total privacy if desired. The location is EPIC- close to several great beaches both ocean and bayside as well as a kids water park and great restaurants to dine in. The hosts were so kind and checked in on us to make sure our stay was a memorable one! Thank you for having us -- we can't wait to return again and again!

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Humpty Dumpty Hacienda

House in Key Largo, Florida

Locally Owned & Operated

What our guests are saying...

Overview

Amenities

Sleeping Arrangements

Bedroom 1

Bedroom 2

Bedroom 3

Location

Key Largo, Florida, Home

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