Desert Noir Retreat



House in Yucca Valley, California
Locally Owned & Operated

High Desert
Casago Franchise Owner
What our guests are saying...
Desert Noir Retreat is described as a special, memorable getaway that exceeds expectations, with inviting spaces that encourage guests to relax and stay in. The home is praised for being cozy, comfortable, well equipped, clean, and thoughtfully designed, with stylish desert-inspired decor, beautiful furnishings, and a very comfy bed. Its secluded private setting offers a peaceful retreat while still feeling convenient to nearby town areas and the national park. Guests consistently highlight the spectacular desert scenery, including stunning sunsets, sunrises, star-filled skies, mountain vistas, and surrounding Joshua trees. The outdoor experience stands out through repeated enjoyment of the hot tub, fire pit, cowboy pool, porch, and outdoor living areas that make the landscape easy to enjoy. The property is also appreciated for its welcoming atmosphere, scenic hillside placement, and opportunities to take in wildlife and fresh desert air.
Overview
An amazing location near Joshua Tree awaits at Desert Noir! Boasting 2.5 beautiful acres, this charming house hosts views so exceptional that you'll feel like you're already inside the national park. Hike the stunning trails behind the house or drive 16 miles to the Joshua Tree West Entrance. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood with a shared gate, this home offers ultimate privacy and the chance to view a dark sky brimming with shimmering stars. You'll also find your own private well, grid-tied electricity, and high-speed internet service.
Inside, large windows in the living area showcase beautiful views and flood the space with natural light. Unwind on the sofa bed and stream your favorite shows on the Roku TV. Prepare tasty meals in the well-equipped kitchen, detailed with stainless steel appliances. A wood stove with floor-to-ceiling stone surround provides a warm ambience in the dining area. When you're ready to eat, gather around the dining table.
Your outdoor haven offers ample space to relax. Unwind in the hot tub or gather around the gas firepit to swap stories of your day's adventures. An outdoor shower offers a convenient spot to rinse off after hiking, and a covered wraparound patio provides a shaded spot to kick back with a crisp drink. Also on-site, a cozy caravan creates even more living space with cushioned seating inside, a table for two, and a small deck -- perfect for morning meditations.
Things to Know
Check-in time: 4:00 p.m.
Check-out time: 10:00 a.m.
All guests shall abide by the good neighbor policy and shall not engage in illegal activity. Quiet hours are from 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m.
No smoking is permitted anywhere on the premises.
This home has a fireplace that is for decoration purposes only and is non-functional.
The caravan is only available for entertaining during the day and should not be used for accommodation.
Permit CESTRP-2021-01782
Permit info: CESTRP-2021-01782
You must be 25 years or older to rent this property.Amenities
Sleeping Arrangements
Bedroom 1
sleeps 2
Rating
Great little spot with beautiful views and peaceful seclusion.
Great location for privacy and nature. You must travel down a dirt road to the property and you have an excellent view of the surrounding mountains.
The remote location, relaxing house aesthetic, and beautiful desert landscape is breathtaking. This is our second stay in two years. This visit, we did leave a night early due to fresh rodent droppings. While critters are to be expected in this setting, better pest control and fixing the cowboy pool drainage so it can be enjoyed on warm days would bump this to 5 stars. Location is convenient to Pappy + Harriets and the NP. We enjoyed a great outdoor evening concert and a morning hiking Ryan Mountain Trail. Hot tub and gas firepit in working order to experience magical nights under the stars.
I can’t say enough good things about this property, quiet, secluded, unbelievable views. We truly enjoyed our stay. Just stick with the shower on the right. 😃
As advertised
Great location and unit.
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